
Near Buckingham Palace
I am starting to figure out why my photographs have gained
little traction in the rarified air of contemporary Fine Art Photography. A
decided lack of personal and photographic marketing appears to be an
insurmountable stumbling block that is delaying my ascendency to the pantheon
of contemporary Fine Art Photographers. I am not a member of some easily
categorized “school of photography.” I’m not a post-modernist, a crusading photojournalist,
a celebrity portraitist or an adventure photographer. I think I really need to
come up with some easily marketable school of photography that I can use to
impress curators, gallery directors and MFA students.
I think some analysis is in order in an attempt to discern
the characteristics of my photographs to allow me to classify and categorize my
artwork. My photographs are:
small – this
means you have to get close to the work and be involved with it on an intimate
level. They don’t occupy huge areas of a gallery wall.
black and white –
the world isn’t black and white any more. It’s color. Kind of a hazy, muted,
pastel like world that’s wrapped in gauze. Unless, it’s a landscape photograph
with saturation turned up to eleven. (The photo geeks, will completely
misunderstand the “Spinal Tap” reference and maintain that a saturation of
eleven is almost black and white. Sigh.)
organized –
composed, one might say, as in a pleasing arrangement of objects within the
frame. The center of attention will probably not be dead center in the
photograph.
apolitical – they
neither support nor criticize any known political agenda or social cause
polite – My
photographs don’t shout “Hey, look at me!” from across the gallery. They would
prefer a quiet personal conversation with you.
literal – looking
at one of my photographs you know what you’re looking at. I am not a fan of
ambiguity, vagueness or abstraction. There are no symbolic, inferential or
secret messages (that I am aware of) in my photographs. If you discern a
reference to an obscure artist, well, you are much smarter about those things
than I am.
positive – There
is enough ugliness, meanness, hardship and suffering in the world. We know it’s
out there and we live with it every day. We don’t need to be reminded of it
constantly.
beautiful - I see
my photographs as constantly looking for the beauty in world around me.
wholesome – My
photos do not tend to push propriety. Even when I was photographing nudes, the
compositions were more about form and grace than a gratuitous display of
pulchritude.
non therapeutic –
My photos are not a form of therapy. I do not attempt to “work out” my deepest
psychological problems and inner angst through my art. I am not a victim
seeking sympathy through my art.
completely my own
– Evidently, it’s acceptable to steal another photographer’s images and
re-interpret the image to meet your photographic thesis. I don’t do that. If
you see one of my photographs, you know I made the photograph, processed and
printed it. I also cut the mat and framed it. I guess I’m old fashioned that
way.
After reviewing these characteristics, my own photographs
and thinking a very long time about where my photographs fit in the
contemporary photographic landscape, I have come to the conclusion that I am at
least fifty to seventy years out of step with the contemporary zeitgeist. This
thrills me. I feel I am on the cusp of having my big artistic breakthrough! I
am so far out of synch with contemporary art I am primed for the revival of my
aesthetic. Here is my chance to get in front of the curve and define this
school of photography. My images are from the classic time of black and white
photography, but I am bringing that style forward. Finally, I was able to
create the term retro-classicist as my photographic type. I now am the premier
retro-classicist photographer in the world and can now begin my self-promotion.
Fame and fortune are imminent!